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PROFESSOR: How can I recommend
you to world class faculty

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members here at MIT
if you're sloppy?

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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PHIL: One of the students
doesn't want to confess to

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spilling half a bottle of
hazardous chemical on the

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laboratory floor.

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I mean, that's a major
safety hazard.

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IKE: Did you guys
know who did it?

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PHIL: No.

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IKE: Yeah, I can't tell you.

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I'm a brother.

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I'm a homey.

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PHIL: This is when
we have a witch

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trial like in The Crucible.

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And if nobody confesses, we
send everybody home, and

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everyone gets an
F for the day.

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IKE: [BLEEP]

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was the one who spilled
the urea.

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Don't tell [INAUDIBLE].

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Don't tell.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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PHIL: Pretty angry.

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I would say it was urea, but
we can't know for sure.

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So.

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IKE: But he knows himself.

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He knows himself.

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[LAUGHS]

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It's a secret.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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PHIL: Recently across the
country and, of course,

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throughout time, there's been
waves of serious injuries and

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deaths as a result of not
following best safety

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practices in the laboratory.

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PROFESSOR: The labs have
not been cleaned.

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Chemicals, basically, have been
spilled on the scales and

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on the floor.

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PHIL: If somebody steps in
that, they track it home.

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It's on your shoes.

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It gets on your rug.

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PROFESSOR: You come in, and
you spill the chemicals.

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And then, you just disappear.

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And that is just not right.

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PHIL: Next thing you know,
you're doing Pilates in a

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puddle of urea.

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HANSOL: He's basically
yelled at us.

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That's as far as he's going
to get in terms

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of yelling at students.

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PROFESSOR: I forgot
you're freshmen.

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So what I'm going to do is I'm
going to give you a fresh

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start today.

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You're going to clean
up your act.

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Today's your new start.

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